It's a Magic Bullet! It hunts down blue uniforms that are covering a bullet resistant vest. The bullet then grabs the Law Enforcement Officer by the collar and slaps his face a bunch of times until said cop calls the bullet "Mommy." Satisfied the police officer is sufficiently humiliated, it then backs up a few feet and goes through the kevlar armor as though it were tissue paper and seeks out the heart. It then bits down on the aorta until the unmanned peace officer expires. Another tragedy that could have been averted if we only had more laws. Like one against murdering people.
Music For Your Monday: Tame Impala’s “Dracula”
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I heard an absolute banger of an earworm this past week, and have been
listening to it nonstop ever since. I want to bestow upon y’all Tame
Impala’s new so...
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