It's a Magic Bullet! It hunts down blue uniforms that are covering a bullet resistant vest. The bullet then grabs the Law Enforcement Officer by the collar and slaps his face a bunch of times until said cop calls the bullet "Mommy." Satisfied the police officer is sufficiently humiliated, it then backs up a few feet and goes through the kevlar armor as though it were tissue paper and seeks out the heart. It then bits down on the aorta until the unmanned peace officer expires. Another tragedy that could have been averted if we only had more laws. Like one against murdering people.
The December Comfort Watches 2025, Day Twelve: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
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About a decade ago there was some noise made about trying to figure out
what day on the calendar Ferris Bueller’s Day Off took place. The day that
was deci...
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